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Twenty-Five Works
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An infinite collection of works no one made, presented with the seriousness they did not earn.
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Prawn Ascension
Marine vestment, North wall
Shrimp Benediction
Coastal apparition, North wall
Cloud Index
Synthetic landscape, East wall
Latte Saint
Processional relic, West wall
Black Bar Soiree
Redacted salon, West wall
USB Banana
Peripheral relic, East wall
Cactus Elephant Clock
Desert timepiece, East wall
Blue Runner Shark
Coastal gait study, East wall
Sauce Vision
Culinary oracle, North wall
White Collar Fish
Institutional portrait, East wall
Banana Primate Reliquary
Tropical votive, West wall
Fruit Time
Domestic clockwork, North wall
Sneaker Tide
Transit study, West wall
Timber Attendant
Boardwalk sentinel, West wall
Cheese Jackpot
Lunar casino object, East wall
Pineapple Regent
Crowned reliquary, West wall
Espresso Goose
Mechanical waterfowl, East wall
Strawberry Rhinoceros
Fruit monument, West wall
Chandelier Hound
Transparent procession, East wall
Blue Collar Fish
Marine labor portrait, North wall
Capybara Call Center
Service floor, West wall
Membrane Fish
Aquatic couture, East wall
Holy Chicken
Gilded altar object, North wall
Open for Work
Professional portrait, West wall
Shark Amphora
Ceramic pursuit, North wall
Crocodile Wrestle
Heroic basin, West wall
Foam Head Symposium
Ceremonial vessel, East wall
Greek Frog
Marble resignation, North wall
Toaster Run
Kitchen fugitive, East wall
Escalator Executive
Corporate transit body, West wall
Lobster Jazz
Crustacean quartet, North wall
Spin Cycle Witness
Domestic containment, East wall
Orange Telephone
Citrus communication device, West wall
Frog Tire
Roadside amphibian, East wall
Rooted Figure
Forest anatomical study, West wall
Bomb Bay Alligator
Aviation reptile, North wall
Banana Hound
Peel companion, West wall
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